Curious Sayings and Humorous English Expressions of the Pennsylvania Dutch

English as a World LanguageAddition of specialized, but "local" vocabulary is also
English, with its growing number of varieties, pidgins andquite commonly done as demonstrated in these
inflections, is now firmly established as a worldexamples.
language. It is currently spoken as a second or foreign"Shall I put the candy in a toot?" (A "toot" is a paper
language by more speakers than those who call it theirbag.)
first language. Now there are more than threeWhen talking about that fact that his father or
non-native speakers of English for every nativegrandfather is sick a child might say:
speaker and the number of non-native English"Pop ain't so good; his eatin's gone away and he don't
speakers continues to grow on a daily basis. "There'slook so good in the face, either."
never before been a language that's been spoken bySpeaking about his son's difficulties in school a father
more people as a second than a first", said Davidcould be heard to express the following sentiments:
Crystal, author of the book "English as a Global"My son ain't dumb. It ain't that he can't learn, it's just
Language". In the area where I grew up in souththat after he learns it, he forgets it."
central Pennsylvania, there is an interesting variety ofIf you don't speak "Pennsylvania Dutch" in one of its
the English language spoken by the "Pennsylvaniamultiple forms, they just might say of you: "You don't
Dutch".make yourself out so good. You talk so fancy like a
One difficult aspect of the English speech in Dauphin,body can't understand you."
Lancaster and York counties located in south centralIn talking about someone who doesn't read aloud well,
Pennsylvania, where a large concentration of Amish,at a meeting or in school for example, people might
Mennonites and other "Pennsylvania Dutch" sects livesay something like: "When he gets up to read he gets
is the manipulation of the grammar elements of English.befuddled."
Here are a few examples of the ways in whichOr how about this amusing little observation of another
grammar and word order are managed in everydayperson's speech: "Don't talk so quick, it runs together
Pennsylvania Dutch speech. For "Outlanders", anyonetoo much when I think."
who is not Pennsylvania Dutch, these expressions ofPennsylvania Dutch Proverbs
everyday speech can range from amusing to startling.Some interesting Pennsylvania Dutch proverbs include
Here's a look at just a few of the many aspects ofthese offerings:
this variety of English."Kissin' wears out, cooking don't"
Convoluted Grammatical Forms"No woman can be happy with less than seven to
"Throw Papa down the stairs his hat."cook for"
Explanation: Throw Papa's hat down the stairs to him."A plump wife and a big barn never did any man
(I don't care how old he is, don't you dare touch oleharm"
Papa!)"He who has a secret dare not tell it to his wife"
"Go out and tie the dog loose and don't forget to outen"Ve get too soon oldt, und too late schmart"
the light."The Keystone State
This expression uses convoluted grammar in additionIn this region of the "Keystone state" as Pennsylvania
to "Germanic" verbalizations. Here the verb "outen"is monickered, this variety of is often called
means "to turn out". The adjective and noun are used"Ferhoodled English" by the Pennsylvania Dutch
in reverse order from other forms of Standard English.themselves and by local "Outlanders". Famous for their
"The owner says he'll pay me ten dollars a day if I eatfrugal lifestyle and natural, delicious farm-fresh cooking,
myself, but just five dollars if he eats me."the Amish and other sects contribute to the tourism of
Explanation: No, there's no cannibalism here! Thethe state. Hundreds of thousands of visitors come to
worker will get ten dollars a day for providing his ownsample the crafts, food and "peculiar" language this
meals, but five dollars a day if the owner has toaustere people. It is but yet another of the many
provide the worker's food. (Whew! I'm glad we clearedcontinually developing varieties of English as a global
that one up!)language.
"He's a pretty good man yet, ain't not?""When you come over - come out" When you're in
Explanation: He's a pretty good man (provider), isn't he?the area, drop by. See, hear, and experience the food
(a tag question form)and the Pennsylvania Dutch for yourself.
Use of Specialized Vocabulary